Alkyon

Amun-Sa

Bantustan

Fidelia

You have two vursk. You count them and learn you have 9 vursk. You count them again and learn you have 42 vursk. You count them again and learn you have 12 vursk. You stop counting vursk and open another bottle of vodka.

Flambard

Freiboden

You have two mana. The government takes one and claims it is for the people. You now don’t have enough mana to charge your talismans. I don’t have an analogy for the milk part of this joke

Kamakura

Malathia

You had two cows. Now you have two dozen sheep. Sheep are more comfortable. You did have three dozen sheep, but you have neighbours who are also Malathian.

Maya

You had two cows, but the local dragon requisitioned them and enslaved you to care for them. Then he ate them and sent you down the mines.

Merisusi

Rukh

You had two cows in a darkened shed, covered in diamonds and jewels. Nobody was allowed the milk. They’re dead now, as are you.

Tritoni

Free Islands

Gerosos

Your cows are on fire.

Lyzanium

Schaffhausen

You have two cows, as your forefathers did. They are licenced to you by a pile of forms as high as your table. Blue cows are destroyed on sight.

Bakhana

Greenfield Shores

Raddock Bay

Rimici Capell

Sacuza

Weaver

You have two cows. You paint them blue.

Teacher

You have two cows.

Huntress

You have two cows, and will defend them with their lives.

Smith

Everybody has two cows.

Merchant

You have two cows. You are able to sell them for enough money to buy half a roast beef sandwich. You starve. God is pleased with you.

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