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  1. h1. Martial Arts
  3. There are several armed and unarmed martial arts native to #maelfroth;
  4. this is by no means a complete list of forms and techniques, but should
  5. serve as an introduction to some of the more idiosyncratic combat methods
  6. found in the channel.
  8. -h2. Shark Attack
  9. +h3. Shark Attack
  11. h3. Climbing the Chandelier
  13. h3. Climbing Delvy
  15. -h2. Ceilingdrop
  16. +h3. Ceilingdrop
  17. +
  18. +This is currently the main form of greeting practiced by Dirge. He has a
  19. +habit of shouting "Incoming!" first.
  21. h3. Basic drops
  23. -h3. Advanced drops
  24. +h3. Advanced drops (See 'Stealth drop')
  26. h3. Badger-assisted drops
  29. -h2. Resplendant Troll Form
  30. +h2. +Resplendent Troll Form+
  32. An embryonic martial art under development by ((~oxfordgirl)) and
  33. ((~Iasus)), the Resplendant Troll Form is practiecd by many and mastered by
  34. few. This form is divided into a number of basic techniques, which are
  35. practised in series known as _wankfests_, and a series of more elaborate
  36. kata which are practised in groups of between two and twenty Trolls.
  38. -h3. Floor and Ceiling Inspection Technique
  39. +h3. 6 Feet Under Prana
  40. +
  41. +h3. Floor and Ceiling Inspection Technique.
  43. -h3. Arse and Elbow Differentiation Technique
  44. +_Trolls easily avoid blame in arguments they seed. The student examines
  45. +the floor and ceiling of his local area, utilising subtle body language to
  46. +convey complete ignorance of his surroundings, or on a forum, using
  47. +confusion and smilies to create an air of innocence. Once mastered, Floor
  48. +and Ceiling Inspection Technique functions as a perfect social defence in
  49. +most situations._
  50. +
  51. +h3. Arse and Elbow Differentiation Method
  52. +
  53. +_Trolls are seldom confused by obfuscatory or unnecessarily detailed
  54. +arguments. By harnessing his inner reserves of energy, the student
  55. +focusses on the matter at hand. He can clearly identify the root of the
  56. +discussion, regardless of how derailed it has been. So armed, his
  57. +subsequent attempts to derail the thread are bolstered by his knowledge of
  58. +where it all started._
  60. -h3. "Lunging at The Pope"
  61. +h3. "Lunging Wildly at The Pope"
  63. h3. "Derailing the Wanky Thread"
  65. -_Also known as "Enlisting in Matt Pennington's Navy"._
  66. +_Also known as "Enlisting in ((Pennington's Navy))"._
  67. +_No thread is safe from the surreal cannon of Pennington's Navy. Once
  68. +they have mastered this kata, students may pool their mental resources in a
  69. +wankfest of terrifying proportions. Together, the students center their
  70. +personal energy, and bring it outside themselves, blending it with the
  71. +energy of their comrades. By their powers combined, they are Pennington's
  72. +Navy._
  74. h3. "Faking Transsexuality"
  76. h3. "Motivational Thread Transcendence"
  77. +
  78. +h3. "Mokosh Deflecting Prana"
  79. +
  80. +_Trolls are not vulnerable to the deadly ceilingdrop. The student uses a
  81. +directed wave of irony to reflexively deflect his assailant, even if it was
  82. +a surprise attack. This kata was developed by ((Iasus)) as a protection
  83. +against being squashed by Dirge's typical greeting. This kata suffers from
  84. +one of the four flaws of ((Your Mum))._

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