Otherwise known as Mr. Tim, Tim Packer is a denizen of Durham, well known for being incredibly reasonable and unfailingly nice. Wolf Spiders nest in his beard – it is therefore advised not to fly aircraft low over his house.
Mr. Tim is Nearly Jesus
Mr Tim is posher than you think.
Mr. Tim’s grandfather was the last white headmaster of Daly College, Indore, where Iasus went to school. Small world, huh?
Mr. Tim is so civilised, he can conjure an invisible cup of tea, simply by force of will.
The position of web editor of DUTT is actually called “Tim Packer”. It is currently occupied by helly and Freya.