From parts foreign1, became a larper at the University of Warwick and only took a year to decide to come to Maelstrom (silly person).
Currently postgrading it up in Durham, where he masquerades as a functional member of society2.
He may occasionally be found to make obscure references to PARANOIA3 and can sometimes rightly be accused of using too many footnotes4.
1 But he isn’t French, despite having lived there.
2 This may not be strictly true.
3 Mr Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!
4 Like, for instance, when trying out wiki formatting.