Dre

From parts foreign¹, became a larper at the University of Warwick and only took a year to decide to come to Maelstrom (silly person).
Currently post-postgrading it up in Durham, where he masquerades as a functional member of society².
He may occasionally be found to make obscure references to PARANOIA³ and can sometimes rightly be accused of using too many footnotes⁴.

If you touch him, you get points. Inappropriate touching grants more points. This is Davoul‘s fault, and the scheme was originally designed as a sneaky way to steal onion rings, and quickly became a meme which descended into frantic tomfoolery and has since, thankfully, died down somewhat.
Some people capitalise on ‘touch Dre for points’; for instance, Scar has set up an affiliate scheme by which she gets bonus points when Dre is hugged by a girl (who also gets points).

Points totals are ephemeral and Dre has been known to reset individuals’ totals if they are just too inappropriate.

Some say that Dre also has a Face. These people are technically correct, but there is a meme around this too. Don’t ask why.

¹ But he isn’t French, despite having lived there.

² This may not be strictly true.

³ Mr Squeaky: Squeaky Clean and What a Sheen!

⁴ Like, for instance, when trying out wiki formatting.

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Revised by Dre @ Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:42:55 +0000

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