A while back, Draconas suggested the idea of Maelstrom action figures. The results were a brand that is crying out to be produced, the Maelstrom playset!
Scar: with realistic Nose-Fall-Off action!
Rheinfelden: comes free with realistic Bottle Of Poisoned Sake!
Dieter: equipped with 13 weapons, removable hat and coat, and bonus Cardinal Hand figure.
Canashir: has Sword-swiping action. Also comes with shield, violin, and hat.
Benedict Delano: comes with change of outfit. And another change of outfit. And another. In fact, he’s got a whole wardrobe.
Primus comes with removable headdress, gold glitter and Crotch Lobster (Disturbing Lobster Codpiece)
Legion: comes with…pins?
Mdjai: Pull the string on the Mdjai figure’s back to hear one of his famous sayings “All Right Then, You Sons of Mothers!”, “Did I Give You Permission to Die, Private?” and of course “Fuck you, furless!” Comes with, dress uniform, mace and stabby knives.
Gin: comes with squirting blood and all limbs removable. Also free BRICK TO THE FACE.
Special rare Mutated Myrmidon Gin: Removable claw and chitinous plates. Other rare variants: Coyote Fluffer Gin.
Borris: comes with a bottle of Vodka and as many weapons as we can fit in the box. Other contrabando sold seperately.
Constance: Doll changes colour when warmed up – Warm it up and the white dress is covered in blood!
Generic mortal: with a little Mardocai on one shoulder and an Aestar on the other.
Flail: free mini-mortal and selection of
torture persuasion devices
Lady Lies: Cries real tears of blood. WARNING Some versions may try to stab you in the hand when squeezed!
Aestar: Now with throat-cutting emo action, comes with free poster of Sikorski and can of black paint
Limited Edition Aestar: with a pull string for several select phrases: “My life is darkness and pain!” “Why does it have to be so hard!” “In the name of earthquake, you will…hey! Stop hitting me!” “Is that a brick?” “Why yes, these are a part of me…”
The Comte De Millen: With removable crown and head
Balurian: WARNING this toy counts as a WMD in most civilised countries.
TonTon: With matches and petrol for real immolation
Special Offer: Buy Justice and get free minion dolls!
Don’t forget to pester your parents to get the Jade Lotus Restaurant playhouse and kitchen set!
Dirge: Now with Dislocating Mokosh Jaw action and Patented Stick of Re-education! (Mana Stones for Necromantic special modes not included.)
Thorn: Squeeze to get yummy juice out!
Olrich: Figure works as a piggybank with money hugging action. WARNING May attempt to stab you on removal of money.
Mr Finch: now with detachable hat. Alchemical lab not included in base set.
Ekkoteka: Comes with attachment point for Finch’s hat.
Xochiyotl: Complete with bandages and nails
Sir William Pritchard Lord Warrington-Smythe: We pay YOU to buy this figure. Comes in extra large packaging to properly display his name.
Ignatious Pimms: You have to buy the first action figure with the ability to look up!
St. Yens the Fearless: Pull his remaining arm and listen to one of his three classic phrases. “Are they all dead yet?”, “You’re wrong you know.” and “Brothers! Kill the heretics!” Bottle of blood and Yens’ finger bone relic included for free!
Heinrich: Comes with musket, pistols, Book of Varas (DNF New Improved Truth Version), and free “YENS LIVES” plaque. Squeeze the figure to hear “FIRE AND FAITH!” or “To me, my brothers! Charge!”
Whisper: SAFETY WARNING: Do not sleep in the same room as this doll. We do not accept liability for unexpected stabbings.
The Anaguma Playset: These playful badgers come in all your favourite poses including “shot in the head”, “Bleeding from a bullet wound”, “playing dead” and “Vengeful Mokosh killing machine.”
Ventis: Now with interchangable ‘Hero’ pose arms.
Brazilian With working “hero hug” arms and interchangeable hats
Nefer: with interchangable mittened and mittenless paws!
Special Limited Edition Nefer: Squeeze torso to see “the Baklava face”.
Mameluk: Realistic Heathen smiting action. Comes with Clavat and removable armor.
Limited Edition Mamaluk Unas: Unas has all the features of the standard mamaluk figure plus a bottle of random booze!
Melei: With realistic, disapproving features.
Khenmes: Nods and smiles to reassure you during your day. WARNING: looking at this expression too much may cause you to wonder what he’s really thinking…
Maelstrom: Pull the cord to see his angry face; comes with a variety of costumes and masks.
Mardocai: With real flowing hair and Sword of Justice. (Motorbike sold seperately.)
Cotonatli: With dynamic weak-purging action and damn fine hat! (Out of stock)
Fiona Marshall: With over sixty pieces of surgeons equipment, and secretary outfit! (contains small parts)
Persephon: Now available with a selection of attachable appendages (not for sale to under 18s)
New, the Sephirot Playset! Complete with Dragon and Dracoscions! Also available, a set of matching tankards with secret compartments!
Ikiru: Comes with multiple green outfits, and accompanying “Your Wife” doll (outfit not included)!
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