Hilariously out of date bio:
ChessyPig is any retard (see scientists) and lives in the real world breaking software for a living. She has currently decided that life is too short to play serious Maelstrom characters and is therefore playing a failwemic. You might have known previous forms like Purple ChessyPig and Brown ChessyPig With Rubbish Camo Netting. She is undecided on her next character, who might be a bug, a snake with srs bsnis, or a squigglehead faildelon.
(I did indeed subsequently play a faildelon, and now co-ordinate the software-production efforts of others, which is probably just a more subtle way of breaking software)