(tune at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxn567bHny8 – fill in the repeats yourself)
I’m a Bardi girl, in a Maelstrom world
He’s mythtastic, so fantastic!
He can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, Matt Pennington’s creation.
I’m a corseted girl, in a fantasy world.
Lace me up, make it tight, I’m elated.
He’s the man, super fun, and his poems are ace
Kiss me here, touch me there, rip my lammie.
He so great. And so buff.
You can say I’m always his.
Whatever he wants I will do it for him – I can act like I fancy Fitzwarren
Get him drunk, be his friend, say “I love you” again
And escape once I’ve poisoned his porridge.