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You really shouldn’t be reading this page. Balurian is so buff you aren’t even hardcore enough to read about him.

Balurian is 10 feet taller than you thought he was.

Balurian didn’t arrive by boat; he swam.

Balurian is made from an alloy of Awesominium and Wintanium.

Balurian’s tears cure Ophidian venom. Unfortunately, he never cries.

Balurian once visited a Fidelian nunnery. That nunnery is now the Chamber of Delights.

Matt P’s CID is ‘BALURIAN

Balurian has won Maelstrom, and doesn’t see why anyone else plays anymore.

When Balurian does push-ups, he is not pushing himself up – he pushes the earth down.

Balurian drinks more brandyblend than Fidelia.

What happens when mosquitoes bite Balurian? Dragons.

Balurian has never used the one-second rule, because if Balurian has been hitting you for one second, you are already dead.

Balurian taught the merchant to count.

Balurian doesn’t need a lammied pocketwatch, HE decides what time it is.

Balurian has two speeds: Convert and Kill.

Balurian only uses one damage call. That call is BALURIAN.

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