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  1. -Here is your chance to get on board the ship of captain Goldbeard. As you
  2. -get to sail the stormy seas and enjoy all the beautiful islands in your
  3. -explorations, enjoying the game can actually have you winning tons of
  4. -cash.
  5. -<a href="">Goldbeard slot machine</a> is a
  6. -20 payline and 5 reel slot machine. The game features free games round that
  7. -can help you find your own way around the pirate’s old treasure. The slot
  8. -machine features every gamer’s old time favourites like the Wild and the
  9. -Scatter symbol. Here is where you will discover why the casino game is
  10. -named after the captain solely. Goldbeard symbol is the Wild in the game.
  11. -The symbol that has his image along with a golden coin serves as the
  12. -scatter.
  13. -The Wild only surfaces on the first and fifth reel, it not only replaces
  14. -symbols to complete a winning combination but also double the amount won.
  15. +You really shouldn't be reading this page. Balurian is so buff you aren't
  16. +even hardcore enough to read about him.
  17. +
  18. +Balurian is 10 feet taller than you thought he was.
  19. +
  20. +Balurian didn't arrive by boat; he swam.
  21. +
  22. +Balurian is made from an alloy of Awesominium and Wintanium.
  23. +
  24. +Balurian's tears cure Ophidian venom. Unfortunately, he never cries.
  25. +
  26. +Balurian once visited a Fidelian nunnery. That nunnery is now the Chamber
  27. +of Delights.
  28. +
  29. +Matt P's CID is 'BALURIAN'
  30. +
  31. +Balurian has won Maelstrom, and doesn't see why anyone else plays anymore.
  32. +
  33. +When Balurian does push-ups, he is not pushing himself up - he pushes the
  34. +earth down.
  35. +
  36. +Balurian drinks more brandyblend than Fidelia.
  37. +
  38. +What happens when mosquitoes bite Balurian? Dragons.
  39. +
  40. +Balurian has never used the one-second rule, because if Balurian has been
  41. +hitting you for one second, you are already dead.
  42. +
  43. +Balurian taught the merchant to count.
  44. +
  45. +
  46. +Balurian has two speeds: Convert and Kill.
  47. +
  48. +Balurian only uses one damage call. That call is BALURIAN.
  49. +
  50. +Waspor sacrifices to Balurian
  51. +
  52. +Balurian has counted to infinity. Twice. He was on his death count at the
  53. +time.
  54. +
  55. +Balurian needs no damage calls. If he speaks, you take damage.
  56. +
  57. +The Fallen sold their souls to Balurian in return for their amazing
  58. +powers.
  59. +
  60. +Balurian chopped down the tech tree.
  61. +
  62. +The last time Balurian sneezed, he created the Maelstrom.
  63. +
  64. +If Balurian was a Coyote Eidolon, he'd throw whole walls at you.
  65. +
  66. +If less than one percent of all the myths about Balurian were true, the
  67. +entire playerbase would have ganged up and killed him by now.
  68. +
  69. +... No, wait...

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